God, I really need to watch Teen Titans again.

Stocking Stuffer 4 has proven to be massively popular. It's been shelved almost 1,000 times. I've gotten around 35 watchers since Sunday. Granted, I unleashed a crapton of content along with Stocking Stuffer, but the stats don't lie: that massive boost was because of Chryssy and her creepy dick.

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And your dirty, filthy souls.

Thanks for getting my story so far, you lovable cloppers, you.

Now how the hell am I going to be able to top this one?

[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: I suppose in order to get into the feature box, I have to have a transsexual rarity screw her sister or something.
[1:38:11 AM] PIzor: it hard to keep up with front page fetish material
[1:38:24 AM] PIzor: maybe if you made the last one Christmas themed
[1:38:39 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:38:48 AM] Journeyman: Pinkie wraps herself in ribbons for Twilight
[1:38:54 AM] Journeyman: Under the tree, while naked

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.

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[1:36:45 AM] Journeyman: brah
[1:36:49 AM] Journeyman: BRAH
[1:37:04 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:37:11 AM] Journeyman: A day late, but I got it
[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: Cadance celebrates Valentine's Day by bedding Night Light
[1:37:25 AM] Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later.
[1:37:32 AM] Journeyman: I'ma gonna dew it.

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only intead of CHristmas it is Dadmas day.
Journeyman: How do we make Father's Day a massively day affair?
Journeyman: And gay affair.
Journeyman: Enough lesbian horses, let's bring out the dudes.
Journeyman: Fuck it, let's put it in EQG while we're at it.
Journeyman: ;_;

Pizor: Hey man I'm alive
Pizor: Sorry work has been a disaster

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Journeyman

Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box

Pizor

Lol its 4am you shmuck

Journeyman

Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta

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well, this story proved to be more popular than anticipated

Just like its mother before it.

ha ha insert incest joke here

the question remains.

Where are you interested in this story going??

Ho, and well met!

Journeyman on the mic, and I'm here to tell you all I have a lot of content coming your way this Easter! Let's just get right into it.

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